February 2nd, 2010
Anybody remember the fruit snack “Gushers”? Now I’m not saying anything else, I’m just saying….Gushers. They’re delicious. Good luck enjoying them ever again.
June 7th, 2010
“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.”
May 26th, 2011
Instead of poking fun and being witty, I thought I would use this as an opportunity to get the the bottom of a serious question that has bothered me for quite some time: Why is it goth/weird/scary/freaky (whatever you want to call them) girls are always pale white chicks? You never see a hot tan girl all freaked out and it’s very rare you see a black goth chick. But I’m not even talking about white girls, I’m talking about really, really white girls. Please riddle me that, I’d appreciate it.
August 28th, 2009
I wouldn’t let you guard a shoe.