May 22nd, 2013
That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me.
April 16th, 2012
Yeah sure, you may think that little tail looks goofy now, but you should see it when it’s sticking out of an adjustable baseball cap…What’s that? It still looks stupid? Then I retract my previous statement. You look like a creeper.
December 20th, 2013
Is it weird that I’m sad that ugly christmas sweaters are ironically cool now? It was so much more fun when people wore them seriously and thought they were cool but the rest of us knew they weren’t. Now I just can’t tell and that makes me sad.
December 16th, 2009
I can’t tell if it’s the onions or that super tight (probably accessorized with a fanny pack full of protein bars) outfit that’s bringing a tear to my eye.