November 1st, 2013
This doesn’t seem all that odd until you realize there really is never an appropriate time to wear a full length fur coat in Raleigh, NC. Especially when you compliment them with neon green flippy floppies. Also, is it weird that now I come to expect there is a greater than 50% chance he is totally nude under that?
October 3rd, 2011
You do not talk to me like that!! I work too hard to deal with this stuff!! I work too hard!! I’m a Division Manager in charge of 49 people!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!!
September 9th, 2009
It seems like you just started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL make you hard? Really?!
September 26th, 2009
If you think big enough, and you work hard enough maybe you can get yourself a mobile home! But don’t get too cocky, you ain’t gettin you no double-wide! So cool it there mr. big time dreamer.