November 16th, 2012
Okay, bad news. Your kid’s doll is possessed by the devil. Damn thing is like Chucky 2012 and it’s creeping me the f*ck out.
August 13th, 2013
Hello Kitty, goodbye dignity.
February 13th, 2012
I’m pretty sure they invented cell phones so you don’t have to hoist your kid up by his britches on a cart (with wheels that move mind you) to peek over the store and find Mom. But if you are still looking for her hopefully she is over in aisle 9 buying condoms.
April 2nd, 2013
Sweet outfit. I can’t tell if you’re going to the gym or going clubbing. I mean, realistically I know which option is more likely, but whatever. What I think I do know is those started out as yoga pants, but as things stretch sideways they tend to shrink in length. Sooooo easy way to make shorts?