March 9th, 2012
Ohhh I love me some Girl Scout cookies, but I hate being kidnapped and raped, but on the other hand Thin Mints are my shit….f*ck it, I’m taking the risk.
December 1st, 2010
Well know fact: Sharks and foxes are quite fond of one another.
December 5th, 2011
Everyone say hello to country music singer Neal McCoy. Now some of you, like myself, will probably say “Who the hell is that?” and my only response yet again is “country singer Neal McCoy”. However, our country music fans will enjoy this celebrity sighting and we don’t discriminate based on poor choices of music. Also, I have not yet confirmed if he is the real McCoy…..Aaaaa what up terrible pun!
October 2nd, 2013
Just once I’d like to see someone inside a Walmart with a tattoo that either makes sense or doesn’t look like a bag of dicks. I don’t have the full view so I can’t tell if you’re male or female but God knows you don’t look like those women nor do you get those women. And Jumpman? Seriously? You? Jumpman? I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.