March 6th, 2012
Damn ladies, did you think you were shopping with Big Sean or something? Cause if you were, that’s definitely not “letting the mother f*cker Hammer Time”!
August 28th, 2009
What? Where did you take your sister before Prom?
October 17th, 2010
Places I would lay out and tan before Walmart: beach, home, park, Chernobyl, the sun.
June 15th, 2010
Who wears them better? The answer comes down to whether you prefer a ponytail or some nipple action.
Louisiana & Oklahoma