September 12th, 2012
Is that what happened to Edward and Beulah? They got too close? Maybe you should be “fixin” to stop being so f*cking weird.
June 7th, 2012
People just don’t listen do they? I’ve made it clear numerous times that flesh-colored yoga pants are not a good idea. In fact, they are the opposite of a good idea…well unless you want to have your ass look like a baked potato, then it’s a great idea.
February 7th, 2013
I’m usually not a fan of dopplegangers on this site, but if that’s not an overweight Adam Sandler I quit.
December 5th, 2012
I’d say there is about a 87% chance that her mop gets caught under the bus.