January 14th, 2011
Hey Jimbo let me tell you something: the reason girls look sexy in fur coats is because unlike you, they don’t look like they could have killed and skinned the animal themselves.
December 19th, 2011
When I do my last minute shopping I typically end up getting the Angry Bird between the index and ring finger, but this is a nice change of scenery.
October 4th, 2009
Seriously, are there no regulations regarding your vehicle? If you like boats so much, buy a damn boat. Was it a boat he turned into a car or a car he turned into a car-boat? Is that an article about your car-boat on your damn car-boat? COME ON!!
January 22nd, 2010
Nice! I assume you buy your shampoo in the lawn and garden section.