August 14th, 2013
MC Hammer won’t be around to protect you forever. It’s up to you guys whether you’re grabbing a handful of front or back boobs.
October 19th, 2011
Normally tighty whiteys are reserved for underwear but I see you’ve taken it a step further making them extra tight, mixing the with sweat, and displaying them to the public. Thanks?
January 3rd, 2011
I was wondering where she got the time to make a custom sweatsuit of her dog, but then I realized she was the type of person who would make a custom sweatsuit of her dog and that pretty much just answered itself.
October 25th, 2011
Are you a parent struggling through this down economy? Sick of throwing your money away by putting it under your kid’s pillow every time they lose a tooth? Well, you can hire this tooth fairy to come in through your child’s window loud enough to wake them and damage them enough emotionally so that they will never want to put a tooth under their pillow ever again, saving you bundles! Call now!