September 9th, 2009
I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.
November 14th, 2010
Pin the tail on the donkey must work for them. He has the tail, she has the bullseye…match made in heaven.
November 5th, 2012
I feel your pain brother. We’ve all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we’ve been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid…..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don’t see coming.
September 13th, 2010
He must be picking up some topsoil and dirt to cover all the bodies who met their end at the wrath of his flying scissor kick.