April 21st, 2010
I liked that bunny until it started following me around. Can you even fathom how horrifying it is to wake up and see this thing staring at you, or using a restroom and this thing just creepin’ over you? Not good.
July 5th, 2011
It looks like your back has a face and you are blindfolding it from seeing a special surprise too soon.
February 21st, 2013
Ahhh yes, the old “stuck between a rock and you’re a f*cking moron!”
January 6th, 2012
Maybe it’s time we settle this debate once and for all. Are short booty shorts only inappropriate when they are on an ass that they definitely shouldn’t be on? Or should the fit bootys have to cover up too? Personally I can’t hate on a nice rump roast, but then again I don’t go shopping with my kids. So tell us what you think, jealous hatred is allowed, pics of your booty are not….unless they are better than hers I guess, which kinda brings us back to me not being able to hate on a nice rump roast.