January 24th, 2014
Like it really matters what I say right here. You are all just going to jump into the comments section and either call the other person a jerkoff for trying to take your freedom away and that bad guys don’t listen to gun laws or you’re going to call the other person a jackass for needing an assault rifle around children. Either way I think I’m going to start carrying tomahawks just because I think they look badass, but that’s just a personal thing. You don’t have to follow me on that.
Kentucky & Texas
March 29th, 2010
You can’t get too wrapped up in that low price of produce. Don’t forget you’ve got a woman tied up in the back of your Mack truck.
May 25th, 2010
Kilt of the Day: Who wears it better?
Georgia & Texas
December 10th, 2012
Don’t worry, your ass in white yoga pants definitely does not look like mashed potatoes. Nope. Not at all. I don’t know what to tell you, I’m not sure why that girl has a bowl of gravy.