May 3rd, 2012
Grocery shopping…guess you can say she “nailed” it. Huh? Right? Can I get a witness?!?!
March 26th, 2012
Dear all white people,
You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off.
Okay folks, I have no idea how you can even try to pick a winner in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” here, but try your best.
Florida & Ohio
January 31st, 2013
Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80′s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.
May 24th, 2010
The irony here is overwhelming. I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.