June 13th, 2011
High heels and a bikini can mean only 2 things: (1) She is a stripper and/or (2) She twists her ankles a lot walking on a sandy beaches….On a side note I wonder if she does shopping cart dances or motorized cart dances.
May 16th, 2011
I wasn’t aware the Grim Reaper had a daughter…which is great because I needed someone new to haunt my dreams.
September 11th, 2013
Who knew that electric scooter was actually a motor boat. Ehhh Ohhh! Big ol’ floppy back titties! Boo-ya!
July 24th, 2010
So many questions! Most importantly, how the hell do I “Chunk” her? And also, does wearing that shirt make you a bitch, and if so, can you hold still so I can chunk you?