September 27th, 2013
Much like fat people suing McDonald’s because they are fat, I have decided to sue all tattoo parlors for knowingly allowing awful tattoos to be released into public.
February 15th, 2011
It’s amazing how something so rich and valuable like gold can look so tacky….which is why I only rock petroleum clothes now. Just to show people how baller I am.
December 4th, 2009
I honestly can’t think of a good place or situation to wear these. I want to say 1987 but that still feels like a wrong answer.
September 26th, 2009
Cat food, check. Ace bandage, check. Scuba diver for fish tank, check. Mirror? How the hell did that get on here.