March 27th, 2014
My thoughts exactly Katt Williams. Unless you’re trying to find Waldo, I’m not quite sure why maps still exist in 2014.
September 15th, 2011
Remind me to hire that photographer for my wedding pictures because she sure knows how to pick the most romantic spots.
June 20th, 2010
Sir, please avoid the frozen food section or your boobs will harden…that is all.
January 11th, 2012
You know how I like to start my hump day? With a big breakfast of bottom biscuits. How ’bout you?