October 31st, 2011
What do the cast from Alice In Wonderland and Pirates of the Caribbean have in common besides the fact that they both shop at Walmart? I don’t have an answer, but perhaps you guys do. Leave it in the comments!
January 27th, 2011
You don’t look like a mailman, so unless you can come up with something as to how you lost the ass of your jeans from the time you left your house to now then I’m just going to assume that you are just a disgusting person. I guess the only good thing is that your tightey whitey’s are still somewhat white.
July 12th, 2011
I know your parents probably always told you to “dream big” but I don’t think you’re doing that correctly.
January 12th, 2010
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy.