February 14th, 2011
For Valentine’s Day tell your man you love him….and that it’s okay for him to give you Irish kisses instead of regular ones.
August 30th, 2012
Don’t interrupt daddy time! I’m trying to be a good f*cking role model around here!
August 18th, 2010
Did you know they say Twinkies would survive a nuclear apocalypse? Just an FYI. Now you have something to talk to that cute co-worker about…you’re welcome.
February 13th, 2010
Come on! That music is barely tolerable at Mexican restaurants and you want me to put up with it while I pick out underwear? Unless you give me a Corona, some chips and salsa, and a burrito you had better not come near me with that Mariachi band.