January 15th, 2010
Toss in some cat food and you have the loneliest grocery list EVER!
February 19th, 2011
How many people in the world need to shave the bottom of their foot? Out of those people, who shaves their feet in public?! Also, I’m curious, do you get a hairy foot bottom the same way you get hairy palms?
December 23rd, 2010
Ohh I guess even elves that grow old and childless feel the maternal instinct and need to latch on and supplant that onto something else… Maybe she’ll leave her millions to the grinch.
January 27th, 2014
Forget online dating, my man is going old school marketing via mobile signage. Good plan buddy, show off the good and leave ‘em wanting more. I have no doubt the woman you get from your t-shirt advertisement will definitely be a keeper.