March 14th, 2011
I guess someone’s out hunting for a man…probably gonna go home hungry, but good luck.
September 7th, 2011
I can appreciate your Victoria’s Secret underpants, as I am quite the connoisseur of panties. I enjoy sniffing them, licking them, and…I mean, put on some pants! You’re not in your living room eating Reese’s cups and watching Ellen!
November 20th, 2013
Hell yes you can bring me an extra basket of bottom biscuits! They are like the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits of the Walmart world. Goddamn boy, everybody knows that.
New Jersey & South Carolina
April 27th, 2011
Looks like JR and Jay Paul from Swamp People stopped off at Walmart for some gator bait.