July 11th, 2012
Oh snap, I think we might have found Lord Dark Helmet’s girlfriend! How exciting, and may the schwartz be with you!
December 22nd, 2010
I’m not shocked he sent his elf out for Red Bull, Santa can’t fly around the world in one night without wings!
August 28th, 2010
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you do with a big snake.
February 22nd, 2013
Dude, you look like you’re entire life is based upon preparing yourself for your police mugshot. Seriously, you look like the local creeper that gets hired to do some scummy ass shit in a movie but ultimately fails because you’re too dumb to do it right.