July 14th, 2010
Sweet dream catcher. But that’s weird, I don’t see a Tweety Bird steering wheel, Mardi Gras beads, a hulu-skirt girl, pink cheetah print seat cover, or filled ashtray tattoos. Oh? So you don’t just get tattoos on your head of sh*t a trashy girl would have in her 1987 Mustang?
August 28th, 2009
Gotta do something while the Mrs. is shopping right?
March 8th, 2012
You see, what you’ve done is you have captured me in a dilemma here. I really wanna scream out in anger and curiosity as to why you have a f*cking goat in your car, but at the same time unlike most idiots, you’ve left your goat in the car rather than bring him in the store with you. So, in the spirit of fair play today, you shall pass.
February 25th, 2011
I guess it’s the sign of the devil and the sign of the moron.