Random Photos
December 8th, 2010
Voracious Puppies
I’m not sure why you are picking up dog food, it seems like they are surviving just fine by eating your clothes
Washington
December 16th, 2010
I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus
Well this just has me wondering what’s being stuffed in the stockings?…..a yule log perhaps?
Mexico
April 9th, 2013
The Fleshy Patch
Flesh-colored yoga pants: The wave of the future. Coincidentally, also the wave of the future? Self-inflicted blindness.
Georgia
November 26th, 2012
Cybersex Monday
Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Cyber Monday everyone, you know what that means! Anyone interested in jumping on AOL Instant Messenger and having cyber sex with me hit me up!…What’s that? That’s not what Cyber Monday is about? People don’t use AIM anymore either? Chat rooms? Nothing? Damn. Well in that case, make sure you buy our new book and new 365 page-a-day calender.
Florida








