July 2nd, 2010
C’mon man. Everybody knows that if you are going to wear tear-away pants, you gotta wear shorts underneath. There is always that one asshole who likes to grab and pull just so you are sitting there in your underwear.
June 2nd, 2011
You want real American idol? You got it….with a kiss of cherry! (and Spongebob?)
September 20th, 2012
Let’s fly together in this Who Wears It Better: Flocking Together Edition. I know feathers in the hair have recently become a little hairstyle trend, but let me go on record and say that they look stupid. Absolutely stupid. Unless you are a Native American chief, keep the damn birds of prey decorations out of your hair.
Maine & Texas
November 29th, 2011
You know who else likes zebras that much? Nobody, because they are like the gingers of the horse community.