September 28th, 2009
Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags.
May 31st, 2012
It’s time for Who Bakes It Better: Dem Bottom Biscuits Edition! So who ya got folks? I think I’m leaning towards the leader of the club that’s made for you and me.
July 28th, 2011
Uggghhh, here is what I want to do. I want to get a hot knife and just cut off your back fat and show you what you’re making the rest of us look at. It’s gross and you can’t put lipstick on a pig so cut it out with the colorful tramp stamp too!
April 7th, 2010
Unfortunately, those are not like the little marshmallow chicks that blowup in the microwave. Trust me, I tried my best.