April 27th, 2011
I heart knowing what gender someone is, and as the Rolling Stones once said “you can’t always get what you want”.
February 15th, 2010
I think that triangle is a scratch-n-sniff. Go on, try it.
October 29th, 2013
I don’t even care what caused a chick fight in the middle of a Walmart, I just need to see this sooo badly now that I’m not in college where I could be home at 3:00 in the afternoon to watch the Jerry Springer Show.
January 29th, 2013
Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There are no people that stand around waiting for me to ask for their expert opinion. I just wanted to be like Alex Trebek there.