September 30th, 2009
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
October 1st, 2010
This is one of the few times you will hear me say that maybe less would be more.
April 15th, 2013
Okay, so I originally thought we finally had a front pic of this previous post so we could allow you to properly identify your doctor or other respected community member, but upon further inspection we now have a spreading trend of grown ass men wearing lavish little girl dresses. Keep your eyes on alert people. You’ve been warned and that’s all I’m prepared to do at this point.
January 31st, 2013
Geez, see if you can clench those cheeks any tighter darlin’. Anyone that can pull that wedgie out from that stone would be crowned king of something. Nothing you’d likely want to be king of, but a king nonetheless.