August 3rd, 2011
Hmmm, I hate to admit this but maybe those kid leashes can be a good thing when your little sh*thead manages to get on top of the damn shelves and start reeking havoc in the store. Orrrrrr, maybe you actually raise your kid right, pay attention to him, and then smack him on his ass when he starts to act like an asshole.
December 31st, 2012
Sir, for the last time, we are not Hickory Farms and will not accept your request to return this summer sausag…..OMG!
March 18th, 2010
I don’t know this guy or anything about him, but I do know that if I were to have a drug dealer, I would want him to look exactly like this guy!
April 1st, 2013
They may not be on a chalkboard, but these fingernails are terrible all by themselves.