May 27th, 2010
The fact that she has a picture of her husband/son on the back of her white tee with their shirt off is the least of her problems.
October 18th, 2012
Those bricks aren’t spitting out as many coins as they use to in Super Mario World, huh? I guess the next best place for an Italian plumber is Walmart as I’m sure there are plenty of hunchback turtles he could find to jump on.
Also, please don’t Instagram you damn pictures before you send them in. You aren’t a 15 year old girl duck-facing, knock the shit off.
March 15th, 2012
I know from experience that West Virginia Mountaineers fans have been ready for this March Madness tournament for days now! Unfortunately if they lose they set fire to a couch…then again if they win they will set fire to a couch. Either way a couch is getting lit up today and likely so am I. So who do you guys think will take it all this year?
September 11th, 2009
Here’s a 5 spot, try not to scratch my 1981 Buick Skylark.