October 6th, 2010
You know, I was just wondering if you had a huge stupid tattoo that I could pretend was cool to your face then make fun of when you’re not around? Oh you do! Great, oh and thanks for cutting that hole in your shirt and framing it for us. That really is a piece of art sh*t.
November 13th, 2009
Hey Cletus, here’s a Muppet News Flash…….dem bucks can’t see you, so you don’t have to hide.
April 7th, 2010
OH, COME ON! Listen, I know that not every stereotype is true, but please don’t specifically try to validate them. You don’t see Asian people walking around with solved math problems on their clothes!
March 29th, 2012
It’s time for the game you love, I love, and the children love Who Wears it Better: Denim Dan Edition! Okay my people, who do you think sports the best Canadian Tuxedo? Obviously neither of them wanted to make this a 3 piece suit and put on a shirt, but for my money nothing beats a camo hat accessory!
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