June 20th, 2011
F*ck you makers of the Snuggie! Since blankets with sleeves are so “convenient” compared to a blanket without sleeves, you are encouraging other companies to make blankets easier for us to use and thus making America even dumber.
November 1st, 2013
Normally I would throw these two skeezers in a head to head battle of a skank-off, but because it is still so close to Halloween I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and let you guys take another crack at figuring out if they are normal PoWM creatures or Halloween costumes.
April 14th, 2010
Although your bright hair diverts our eyes from the rest of your body being stuffed and jammed into those corsets, sadly it’s only a temporary distraction.
March 20th, 2013
When she told me she wanted me to flop my big lizard on her chest I did.