April 23rd, 2013
It shouldn’t have to come to this, but I suppose somebody needs to state the obvious. If you are carrying condiments in a holster then you are eating way to much.
September 18th, 2009
Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet.
November 4th, 2010
Hmmm, is there a wedding nearby? Because for some reason that kid is doing the Electric Slide…..♫ You can’t see it, it’s electric, boogie woogie, woogie!♫
March 22nd, 2012
Ladies and gentlemen, People of Walmart Hall of Famer Willy The Pimp. Like a boss!