December 17th, 2009
Just because your back is burning doesn’t make it okay to make our eyes burn! I’d feel sorry for you if they didn’t make a product to prevent that which only costs like $2.99. Sooooooo, someone should slap your sunburn.
March 26th, 2010
George Washington, one of our founding fathers, needs to start shopping smarter because he just found out he isn’t quite worth what he used to be.
December 6th, 2009
I love it when you call me big pop-pa. Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player.
September 26th, 2009
“Alright honey, go put on your fancy camo pants and your best white tank like me….its date night!” – ‘You mean we gonna go to Walmart and play video games?! HOT DAMN, I’ll grab my Skoal.’