September 30th, 2009
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
May 5th, 2010
Ignoring the obvious ridiculous nature of this scene, it is actually kinda smart. When he is done, he just needs to fire up the shop-vac and dispose of the evidence. What his wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
July 23rd, 2010
Tattoo on the lower back….might as well be a bullseye.
January 30th, 2013
At first I mistook these for back boobs, but upon further inspection, the hairy looking crack has brought me to my conclusion that it is instead, an upper-back-booty. Final answer.