March 1st, 2012
Okay here’s the plan, you go grab a package of toilet paper, I’ll get on your shoulders and we’ll stick a roll on one of his spikey things and then watch as he tries to get it off.
August 16th, 2011
Well I guess technically every girl does aspire to one day make that glorious walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams….right man, wrong aisle.
November 21st, 2009
He will smack the taste out a ho’s mouth, then do her nails!
August 30th, 2010
♫ Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough?♫ – I still have trouble believing he is who she was singing to.