January 30th, 2013
Do you think he puts this on after a shower instead of standing in the middle of his room…shaking like a dog? Huh? Huh? Right? C’mon!!! You guys are harder to impress than McKayla.
November 10th, 2011
Who needs one of those folding animal pillows pets when you have the “Belly Buddy” that molds to any style of pants?
February 7th, 2013
Nice matching jackets. You look like you’re straight from _________ (insert any of the 3,674 new redneck reality TV shows here).
January 13th, 2014
You’d figure that black hole would have sucked in that excess thigh cheese.