March 28th, 2010
You tattoo your bike logo on your head and look menacing, but when I do it all I hear is laughing from behind and people saying “Why the hell would you tattoo Vespa on the back of your head?!”
May 9th, 2013
I can say all kinds of things about being super odd and a bit of a loner or whatever, but honestly no matter what I say I don’t think I could honestly reflect how ridiculous it is that you made a conscious effort to wake up in the morning and look like a stuffed animal fox. The joke really just sells itself.
December 28th, 2010
Nothing like pickin’ up chicks in the snacks section on a Friday night (probably because the chicks in the snack section on Friday nights are lonely and it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, but that’s another story). I’m guessing his line was: “What’s up there little lady, you tryin’ to do the dew in the back of my 83′ El Camino?” – Let’s hear your best pickup lines for this guy so he has some new material for the weekend.
May 5th, 2011
There is nothing better than the feeling of the wind passing through your nipple hair on the open road.