March 22nd, 2010
You look like a life sized neapolitan ice cream bar, and that makes me happy because spring is on the way and I can hear the Good Humor man’s music! I would be much more excited if tomorrow, you would dress like a Chaco Taco.
February 25th, 2014
Ohhh children, they do the darndest things. Obviously it’s not the kid’s fault, if you let them do whatever they want they’ll run a muck. I’m just curious which haircut you parents out there would allow your kid to rock?
Florida & Mississippi
September 20th, 2012
They must be going to the Ragu festival for good mosh pitting.
By the way, if you haven’t listened to Adam Sandler’s The Goat, please for the love of all that is good in the world take a few minutes and enjoy it. Hilarious. You won’t thank me later, you’ll thank me immediately.
Arizona, Florida, & Wisconsin
October 7th, 2010
Who thought it would be a good idea to cross a naughty school girl with the school lunch lady? Newsflash: It wasn’t a good idea. Go change.