September 6th, 2011
The Apostle will lay the smack down on your candy ass…then hand you one of those green copies of the New Testament.
December 20th, 2010
It’s a little too close to the big day to be so care-free and casually dressed there big guy, but I’ll defer all judgement until the 26th.
January 23rd, 2010
Baby girl, your shirt is shredded, I’m absolutely shredded, our baby’s name is Shredder. People are gonna know we are the most badass family ever!
December 19th, 2011
Well then my man, you’ve come to the right place. This should be like shooting fish in a barrel.