May 10th, 2012
Thanks for leaving the rest of us with Sam’s Choice Cola you dick. Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning taste pretty damn close to the originals, but the Cola tastes like balls. Now, if your cart would have been filled with Cherokee Red, you probably would have gotten stabbed.
California & North Carolina
August 25th, 2010
You look like a random generic action figure someone could pick up at a flea market in Chinatown.
February 26th, 2010
I finally stopped laughing long enough to email you. My kids thought they needed to call 911 because I couldn’t breathe. I was choking on my popsicle.
March 26th, 2013
While that might look “baller”, it is thoroughly unequipped for a game of Mario Kart. Bowser is gonna ruin you on the first lap buddy.