August 1st, 2011
That’s weird, you would figure at walmart the chameleon would change itself into a gross lady with her flab hanging out to blend in…
November 14th, 2012
Holy badunkadunk!!! How have you not been approached by every rapper in the world to appear in one of their videos? Do you realize how much money you could be making just letting some guy pour Dom Perigon down your derriere?
October 5th, 2012
Willy the Pimp loves lots of things including babies, the color pink, and titties. If there is one man that can make pink look boss during Breast Cancer Awareness month it’s Willy the Pimp. I heard one good pimp smack from him scares the cancer so bad it instantly leaves your body. Fact.***
*** Not a fact. Please don’t actually rely on a pimp smack to try and cure cancer. Listen to your doctor, not me, I don’t know shit about cancer.
December 2nd, 2013
Holy greasy skullet Batman! Wowzers! Do you think all that grease helps the hair slowly grow longer and greasier just as it drips down. Almost like a black icicle?