November 18th, 2013
I didn’t know they made skirts with convertible options. They should probably stop.
March 6th, 2010
SAT Sample Question: Ankle weights are to weightlifting as _____ is to fashion.
A: Jorts; B: Tight Pink Spandex; C: All of the Above
June 25th, 2010
Does anybody have any beanbags? I’m really in the mood to play some cornhole.
June 8th, 2011
What does a guy wear who is a lover of Goldie Hawn, has a golden retriever, and has a gold tooth? How the f*ck should I know?