May 10th, 2013
Turns out you apparently really can order a badunkadonk butt. Holy gebeez I think we went a little overboard with the injections baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if you hit the ceiling when you sit down like you’ve got flubber in your back pocket.
October 20th, 2010
Quite a look you got there buddy. Are you trying out for the sequel to “Dick In A Box”?
July 17th, 2012
Yup, perfect perfect perfect. I had my doubts, but now I know that real people can definitely pull off the Goro from Mortal Kombat hairstyle. Already made an appointment with my barber for this afternoon.
July 24th, 2012
I didn’t know you could get trolled offline as well…Huh? Huh? Right? Cause of all the trolls? You know what, I don’t have to answer to you people.