November 29th, 2011
It’s not often “smart” and “hillbilly” are in the same sentence but I suppose the hillbilly smart car defies nearly all types of logic so I’ll just go ahead and tell this guy that while we appreciate his attempt, there is literally nothing in the world that can be done to man-up a smart car. Chances are good he already lost his balls, but if someone happens to see him go ahead and take them with his man card please.
January 29th, 2011
Well the good news is when you’re ready for a haircut you can sell those as necklaces to little kids at the beach on vacation!
May 11th, 2011
It’s that time again for “Who wears it better?” This time, it’s Kid ‘n Play edition. So, let’s get this party started!
August 20th, 2012
Honey, in front of this delicious display of tuna, the two Walmart stock boys over there, and the frozen boxes of Taquitos behind you, will you marry me?