April 27th, 2010
Come on lady! I think it’s about time we get serious, okay? This is getting a little embarrassing on your part. If he is old enough for a shirt and tie then I think it’s time for him to put his teddy bear down.
March 20th, 2010
Sugar, we’re going down, down to Walmart to buy Ashlee Simpson some talent.
September 25th, 2010
Covered from head to toe in fur. This leads me to two conclusions: (1) You might as well carry a sign that reads “Hey PETA bet you can’t get any red paint on me!” and (2) you probably have a really hairy bush. Gross I know, and i’m sure people will bitch, but before you send us hate mail stop for 1 second look at her and ask yourself if I’m wrong.
June 11th, 2010
Who doesn’t appreciate multiple entry points?! Now I’m not saying you will be able to get that hand back if you slip it in, i’m just saying it’s a possible place to put it in.