May 28th, 2010
I like to think that every time she moves her arms, that gigantic hole gets bigger. Sad thing is, I don’t think I’m that far off from that statement.
September 15th, 2011
Prison jammies are soooo comfortable! I don’t care what people say, I’m keeping ‘em on! Plus I’ll stab a bitch if they keep talkin’ shit, I ain’t afraid of going back!
January 15th, 2014
Someone asked me if there is anything better than a rat tail and to be honest I was stumped. I assumed there was not. Then BOOM! Right in my face I get hit with the Siamese twin rat tail and it turns everything I thought I knew about this world upside down.
November 21st, 2009
Who wants to be the one to tell her those fake Ed Hardy looking tattoo sleeves don’t really go with those boots, because it’s not going to be me!