December 2nd, 2009
Instead of busting through the wall screaming “OH YEAH” she just kinda stumbles out of your bathroom with a lit cigarette and a rolled up newspaper coughing up last night’s bourbon.
December 31st, 2010
Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.
January 25th, 2010
I can’t really think of a reason to not look like a peppermint, so I’m gonna let you slide…
October 18th, 2012
Those bricks aren’t spitting out as many coins as they use to in Super Mario World, huh? I guess the next best place for an Italian plumber is Walmart as I’m sure there are plenty of hunchback turtles he could find to jump on.
Also, please don’t Instagram you damn pictures before you send them in. You aren’t a 15 year old girl duck-facing, knock the shit off.