May 13th, 2013
Not sure how this umbrella made its way out of the testing lab. It worked great but failed miserably in the “does it pose a great risk of killing a kid?” category.
January 24th, 2012
Good news: now you can stop being angry as to why when you were a child your parents never let you drink pop all the time. His parents let him have pop all the time. He really likes soda.
January 1st, 2010
If a flannel can fall in love with a polka dot then there is hope for us all.
January 28th, 2013
I was all like “Man I can’t wait for it to get warmer out and see all those sundresses.” Then this dude pops up out of nowhere like “Ohhh yaaaaa?” and then I go “Yaaaa” as I slip my hand under his dress….that’s when things got awkward…and when I got arrested. Not sure why I shared any of this. Ignore all of that.