September 7th, 2011
I can appreciate your Victoria’s Secret underpants, as I am quite the connoisseur of panties. I enjoy sniffing them, licking them, and…I mean, put on some pants! You’re not in your living room eating Reese’s cups and watching Ellen!
April 16th, 2012
Ladies, it’s always the right time to check your breasts for lumps, remember that. Now I can’t say when the right time to allow others to check your breasts might be, but I feel like this isn’t one of them.
September 1st, 2010
Holy sh*t! Michael Jackson actually came back from the grave as a zombie just like he did in Thriller! Too soon?
October 18th, 2010
You know how people tell you to “look for the silver lining” in things? Well, they were wrong.