May 27th, 2010
There’s something about women with mullets and khaki shorts that makes me horny…I mean…pull your shirt down buddy, nobody wants to see that.
August 19th, 2010
I guess this little piggy literally went to the market. Now if you don’t mind, while you’re eating roast beef, I’m gonna go wee wee wee all the way home!
December 14th, 2011
When somebody gets a bad haircut and people tell them it looks like they used a weed whacker to cut their hair, that is called an extreme metaphor, please do not actually try to do this.
June 26th, 2012
If you aren’t comfortable enough to get naked in a Walmart parking lot, then I feel sorry for you. However, that being said, if you feel comfortable enough to get naked in a Walmart parking lot, then I feel sorry for you.