May 23rd, 2013
Reason number #498 why I’m glad I’m not a female.
July 16th, 2010
Umm excuse me miss, it seems like your parachute is broken….Ooops! nevermind. That’s just a kid you’re dragging around like a dead ferret.
October 12th, 2010
Men who can wear robes in public: (1) Hugh Hefner (2) black belts in Karate (I say this not because I think they are cool, they aren’t, but because they can beat my ass. And no, I don’t give a sh*t that they aren’t called robes because either way they ARE robes) and (3) Monks.
February 26th, 2010
Just have to say f*** what all the other people are saying… this website is AWESOME! I totally dig it! And even if I was one of the people on it I would STILL like it! Sometimes you just have to look and laugh even if it’s at yourself. Some people take things WAY too seriously.