June 4th, 2012
What the shit is that? Is that Bat-Dog? Is it an ugly furry dragon? I’m baffled. Completely baffled right now….unless it can actually fly, then I’m kinda jealous.
May 5th, 2010
Listen, I’m not a pro when it comes to weird, long-ass finger nails, but I think common sense would tell you that it’s gonna be a b*tch trying to pinch something out of your wallet.
April 1st, 2013
We all hope you and your families had a wonderful Easter and didn’t run into either one of these two terrifying Easter bunnies to ruin it and all subsequent Easters.
Iowa & Michigan
October 10th, 2013
I made wooden triangle doorstops in shop class. Clearly you tried to be the brown-noser….and failed.