August 29th, 2009
What exactly is he getting done with that van?
July 28th, 2011
Hey there swashbuckler enthusiasts, let me give you some advice so you don’t have to walk around with a damn fake parrot on your head. If you want a pirate’s hat, go to a store like Lids and pick up a Pittsburgh Pirates hat. It’s a lot easier, looks a lot better, and hell, they are even a half decent team this year so you won’t look as goofy!
November 16th, 2012
Okay, bad news. Your kid’s doll is possessed by the devil. Damn thing is like Chucky 2012 and it’s creeping me the f*ck out.
January 29th, 2010
Thank God the Vikings lost because I don’t want to know what she would have wore if they made it to the Super Bowl.