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Wanna Pet My Snake?

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Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable.

Florida

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What Lies Beneath

One of those stupid “You mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park” t-shirts would have sufficed too. $20 says she has “The South Will Rise Again” above her vagina.

Florida

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Coo Coo For Raccoons

I knew Walmart bought wholesale but do they really needs to start cutting out every middle man and buy directly from the source? I spend the extra couple bills on my coon skin hat so I don’t have to make it myself, thank you.

South Dakota

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Piece Of Cake

Listen, I don’t need a cardboard sign to point out Strawberry Shortcake’s disturbed sister. She does a fine enough job getting attention on her own. Although, if I were her I’d be a little more careful with that cake purse at Walmart; Someone is bound to snatch that up and try eating it.

Texas

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