February 23rd, 2010
What type of failed wrestler are you? And is that a knee bandana? Unless you’ve been shot in the leg, there is never a need for a leg bandana. You are never going to get your shot at the Championship belt so give it up and keep making your way on over to the Poison reunion concert.
August 21st, 2012
For the first time ever these outfits might just be too ridiculously awful for ‘Who Wears It Better’. Like I really feel bad about this one. I asked the judges if I had to make you pick and they said if you don’t, we all get punished. I’m not sure what more they can do to us after this, but I don’t want to find out. And for the love of God will people please stop any man from ever doing this again.
Florida & Ohio
December 17th, 2009
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?
August 4th, 2011
Maybe someone should make birdcages bigger. I don’t need some giant parrot squawking at me and shitting all over the floor while I shop.