July 17th, 2013
So in a move that surprises nobody Honey Boo Boo and her human thumb of a mother were apparently doing a signing at a Walmart. There are so many tangents I could break off into about our society that I’m not even sure which one to go on. I would honestly need like 4 pages to get all this off my chest so I’ll just leave with the fact that their show is on TLC…The Learning Channel.
January 27th, 2011
You don’t look like a mailman, so unless you can come up with something as to how you lost the ass of your jeans from the time you left your house to now then I’m just going to assume that you are just a disgusting person. I guess the only good thing is that your tightey whitey’s are still somewhat white.
May 3rd, 2011
This LSD I dropped got me seeing all sorts of crazy shit! Up is down, left is right. Hell, even red boxes are blue!
August 29th, 2010
Really dude? I mean really? You go out in public like that? I wouldn’t be caught dead holding that big of a purse with that outfit. Ever hear of a pocket book? Pffffttt, amateurs.