November 30th, 2009
Wow! How did she know I needed a Kia Spectra with my 10 piece bucket of fried chicken? It must be my lucky day!
March 5th, 2010
This is the rudest wedding invitation that I have ever received, but the best wedding I’ve ever attended.
December 27th, 2011
Sometimes when you actually get to see behind the curtain you will find yourself extremely disappointed. Just ask Dorothy and the gang from the Wizard of Oz.
January 10th, 2013
Winter looks like it’s gonna be a bitch this year! Damn, no joke, my balls just jumped up into my body because they are scared.