June 26th, 2013
This is where I feel like a hypocrite. I want to smash on you for wearing suspenders with gym shorts, but if you didn’t then I’d likely slam on you for your pants falling off your ass. So my friend, you find yourself in what is commonly referred to as a catch 22 and I find myself not really feeling the least bit bad for you.
November 15th, 2013
How about a ‘Who Wears It Better?’ between two ladies trying their hardest to get as much attention as possible with ridiculous coats.
July 15th, 2013
It’s not often an ass is technically completely covered and yet still I feel like it’s being exposed to me. I’m going to chalk this up as the first time I’ve been mooned without someone dropping their pants.
September 1st, 2010
Wow! Ummm, okay. I wasn’t aware 11 seconds counted as good times, but that is fantastic news for me! I would now like to say “Take That” to all the girls I’ve been with! Creepy Sanchez here says what we did, albeit quick, is classified as a good time. So yeah, I guess “that was it” and you’re welcome……oh God, why did I just tell the entire world that. Ignore what you just read.