January 26th, 2011
Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say! Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?
September 24th, 2010
Paris Hilton gets to carry her dog around because it fits in her purse, so why can’t I bring my dog with me too?
August 6th, 2010
Wheeww, did we luck out! I know I wasn’t the only person out there looking for an amateur husband and wife taxidermy team to stuff the dead raccoon I ran over.
April 22nd, 2013
Big night for the Birdman and I’m not talking about the goofy white guy that plays for the Miami Heat. I’m talking about this dude putting some cracker pieces in his long muff-tickler beard and letting his birds fight for the food.