June 19th, 2012
I guess this is like a “Who Wears F*ck Better?” and to be honest, I’m not even sure what to do. Obviously the one is just plain rude and lacking in vocabulary, but the other one will more than likely cause you to get arrested if you follow it. I don’t know, maybe we can just have the one grab the other’s titty and get yelled at for being a f*cking f*ck.
North Carolina & Ohio
June 15th, 2011
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm! If there is one thing I crave it’s definitely a can of Crush to wash down some big ol’ biscuit bottoms!
January 30th, 2012
You are like a hearty can of Campbell’s Soup; you think you’re Mmmm Mmmm Good, but really you are high in fat and we’d all much rather have something else.
November 26th, 2013
Because nothing screams “take me seriously” like leather decked out in neon glue ranting.