May 23rd, 2013
Reason number #498 why I’m glad I’m not a female.
November 20th, 2011
The 49ers are 8-1…wrap your head around THAT! You already did? Oh…well f*ck me, right?
February 3rd, 2010
Let me get this straight. You put on a bright reflector vest to draw attention to the naked Ken doll hanging around your neck? Are you trying to send some sort of message to your other action figures that disobedience will not be tolerated or something? If so, this is the worst plot to Toy Story 3 ever!
June 11th, 2012
It hasn’t even been a month and you are already abusing the ‘white after Memorial Day’ rule. And I know what you are saying, “She’s covered up, nothing wrong with this.” I can clearly see the exact shape and size of her fupa. If that’s normal to you, then you are most certainly a PoWM.