April 12th, 2013
Sometimes I’m amazed at how low “putting on pants” is on some people’s priority list.
September 3rd, 2009
It makes you wonder what goes onto that shelf.
December 30th, 2011
I was gonna warn you that opening that umbrella up in your car may bring bad luck, but I feel like I’m probably too late to start trying to help you change your luck.
August 27th, 2010
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings.