June 12th, 2013
Whoa, whoa, whoa, before you guys get all “judgey” on this guy, maybe we should acknowledge that he is trying to do something about that farmers tan…inside. At a Walmart. Okay, you know what, the only thing shorter than those shorts is the line for ladies trying to get some of that hair line.
November 1st, 2012
I heard Willy the Pimp tried to dress up as a normal, boring person for Halloween…
January 2nd, 2010
Okay, I’m going back to 2009. Nothing has changed this year, and to be honest I’m quite weirded out so far.
December 10th, 2010
Last time I checked, the “no pants dance” didn’t involve a conga line at Walmart.