February 28th, 2012
How low on the totem pole must you be at a strip club that you’re the one sent out mid-shift to pick up toilet paper?
September 8th, 2009
There should be an application process in order to procreate.
December 16th, 2009
I can’t tell if it’s the onions or that super tight (probably accessorized with a fanny pack full of protein bars) outfit that’s bringing a tear to my eye.
December 31st, 2009
You’re probably not New Era’s target demographic but it adds to the creepiness and somehow matches that jacket, and I like that about you