September 21st, 2011
Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.
Florida & Nebraska
October 30th, 2010
We’ve seen some interesting hair styles here on PoWM, but I have to say modeling your hairstyle after Toad from Mario Brothers is quite a bit of a jump from sanity.
February 11th, 2011
Listen, I get that when you’re able to high five the aisle signs it may be a bit of a “tall task” to shop for clothes that fit, but I think we both know the effort you put in trying to find some just doesn’t “measure up”.
June 8th, 2011
Ya know, most guys wouldn’t purposefully wear the half shirt and low-rider jeans to accentuate their midriff and lower back, but to really put out the vibe at Walmart you need to flaunt what you’re working with….which is exactly why I walk around Walmart in assless chaps!