December 24th, 2009
We would like to thank KRATOS1971 for this spectacular poem!
April 12th, 2010
OH COME ON! How hard could it possibly be to cover your ass? The purpose of suspenders is to keep your pants up above your waist, yet somehow you have managed to fail at that simple task, while at the same time, just our luck, the backup safeguard of your shirt fails to stay down and protect us. Thanks buddy!
September 24th, 2010
Your wallet is in there; it’s buried underneath the condoms and estrogen.
October 25th, 2011
Someone should let this guy know that high speed escape pursuits always end badly…