March 27th, 2012
Bow chicka wow wow! Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Who Wears It Better: Furry Hooker Edition! So which lovely lady would you want giving you a VD? Do you like the more traditional pink & black stripper gear or slutty Pebbles from the Flintstones all grown up?
Florida & Texas
June 20th, 2010
Sir, please avoid the frozen food section or your boobs will harden…that is all.
December 16th, 2010
Well this just has me wondering what’s being stuffed in the stockings?…..a yule log perhaps?
October 9th, 2012
I don’t mean to throw a whole bag of “I told you so” on top of the shit that is already on your back, but you are proving everything I’ve ever said about animals in Walmart is correct. Honestly, I could only be more satisfied if I jumped up on your shoulders and shit down your back myself.