April 19th, 2013
Cause I will f*ck you up, that’s why!
August 28th, 2012
Let’s be honest with ourselves, we all wish we had a tail. Now let’s be really honest with ourselves, if you found yourself agreeing with that first statement in your head as you read it then you are a weirdo and we can’t be friends. Tails are stupid and serve no purpose on humans. Hell even dogs chase theirs because they want to bite them off. So for this “Who Wears It Better?” I’m not expecting much because that’s a question I’m not sure anyone has an answer to.
November 11th, 2009
Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
June 29th, 2011
Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ‘em crying!