December 3rd, 2009
Hey there dandelion, how ’bout you make a better effort in covering up your tulips?
July 18th, 2011
Yeah I’ve heard of beer for my horses, but I don’t think Walmart is a drive-thru….or ride-thru I guess. So c’mon man, save a horse, ride a cowboy.
April 28th, 2010
Just because you have all natural sleeves doesn’t mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your tank top.
October 2nd, 2009
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome! How/why do you put up with that?
P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.