September 23rd, 2011
Remember everyone, life is a garden; dig it…then cover it in horse manure and hope it looks better next season.
June 20th, 2010
Sir, please avoid the frozen food section or your boobs will harden…that is all.
June 8th, 2010
Listen up people, if you’re gonna be a flasher then do it the right way like this pro. Notice the flannel robe which adds more of a dramatic flare to the event than your typical trench coat; Check out the spray bottle filled with baby oil to give everything a nice gleam; And of course only a true expert flashers hires a personal fluffer to follow him around handle the goods. So do it right or don’t do it at all.
November 28th, 2009
Pilgrims look completely different in 2009. I’m not sure if i like it.