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September 6th, 2012

#4810 Madden Nation

Just a couple of dudes sitting around rocking their jerseys playing some video games without a woman in sight. Lovin’ it. I’m a guy so I really can’t hate. I don’t go to competitions because I still like having sex with women, but I get it…Playing the game that is, not the part about wearing the jersey while you play, that doesn’t make any sense.

Unknown

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September 5th, 2012

#4811 Are You Ready For Some Football?

Oh hells to the yeaaah! Football is back people! Eating like crap, drinking a ton, heartbreak and heart attacks, I love me some football.  I can’t stand the Cowboys or Giants and secretly hope they are playing on Gotham’s field tonight, but I’ll just enjoy the fact that football is back!!!

Kansas

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September 5th, 2012

#4812 Basket Case

I hope your mother had other kids and didn’t….wait for it….hold on….it’s coming….almost…..and….”put all of her eggs in one basket”. Huh? Right? Eggs like her fertility. Basket, cause you’re in a crate. The popular saying. Right? You know what people, lower your expectations. If you can’t find the humor in that, I don’t want to be your friend anyway.

Canada

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