December 19th, 2012
#4867 6 Days ‘Til Santa
“What The Elf?” indeed. Christmas is right around the corner and your lazy ass is stocking up on OJ instead of building my wooden toy train up at the North Pole. On a side note, do kids still get wooden trains? I’m sure some group of hippies figured wood was too dangerous and banned them or some other type of stupid crap.
December 20th, 2012
#4868 Pulling Your Weight
What is it about Walmart that makes everyone think they’re at a tractor pull?