November 29th, 2011
#4 Baby Lee
It’s not often “smart” and “hillbilly” are in the same sentence but I suppose the hillbilly smart car defies nearly all types of logic so I’ll just go ahead and tell this guy that while we appreciate his attempt, there is literally nothing in the world that can be done to man-up a smart car. Chances are good he already lost his balls, but if someone happens to see him go ahead and take them with his man card please.
December 12th, 2011
#5 Yellow Moons
Oh God! Had I known those were the types of Yellow Moons I would be getting, I never would have gone after his Lucky Charms!
November 27th, 2011
These ladies are here to tell their fellow Texans fans that their season is pretty much over with Matt Schaub on the IR. We figured a couple of hot cheerleaders would help brace the impact of that….did it work?