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05.19.

Poem Contest!

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This isn’t your normal caption contest, because this isn’t my normal request. I want to see how creative you guys are so please write your best “Ode to John Deere” poem that this woman likely has on her back. I was going to give you my poetic rendition but I don’t know the difference between a haiku and and cat poo.

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Poem Contest!, 5.4 out of 10 based on 9 ratings 113 Comments Featured Creature  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Sir Hates Alot

    She’s not the first (if ou can believe it) and certainly won’t be the last.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=19682

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  • Beth

    Oh my dear Deere, I love thee so,
    Without you, I’d have no where to go.
    You take me to Wally World at first crank,
    I wired up the radio so we can listen to Hank.
    I like your vibrations I get from your seat,
    I just don’t get why I never hear from the boys I meet……

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  • MistressT

    Is her patch of grass that thick she needs a Deere to trim it?? Damn…

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  • Jessica

    When we first met, my dearest Cletus,
    I was already heavy with my cousin’s fetus.
    You lifted me up when I was low
    and treated me like I wasn’t a ho.
    The power of love for you in my heart
    rumbles as loudly as when your John Deere does start.

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  • Pam Hunter

    U think my tractor looks mean….well, I do bleed John Deere Green…….U think my tractor’s sexy and ya wanna ride………Well, u can ride here with me and show yer John Deere Pride….ya bring my lunch to the field…along with sweet tea….and u ride on the seat of my tractor with me…

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  • bleu

    My son works at John Deere, and I like to think I can write a little,(“Pecadillos and stilettoes”) but I can’t top Beth.
    Bravo.

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  • Kricket

    Is it bad that I actually know what that says? It is one of my favorite Dr. Seuss quotes.

    We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love

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  • Pass the eye bleach please

    Wow..another john deere tattoo…white trash at its finest

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  • Drewford

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Noone wants to see
    Your ugly tattoo

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  • troy

    With the John Deere logo staring you in the face it’s got to be hard to think of anything other than “BackHo.”

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  • Kelli Umstead

    At first I thought it was jagermeister and thought that was stupid. But John Deer that’s even more idiotic. Unless however she is the heiress to the john deer fortune.

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  • rachael:)

    it says:
    “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

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  • Teresa

    Dear John dear john
    how I love to sit on
    your seat of yellow and green

    Dear john dear john
    no job seems too big
    no yard seems too small
    you can handle it all

    Dear John dear john
    your vibrations I love
    when I sit on your seat
    of yellow and green

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  • Janice

    I guess if you get stuck behind her in line at Walmart at least you have something to read besides the rag mags!

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  • labillius jaffar

    john deere, john deere, so glad to see ya,
    form your seat i got gonorrhea,
    my boyfriends dad had told me so,
    now my boyfiends up and go,
    just how far is a big factor,
    because he done burned the tractor…

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  • David O

    Is that a Deere on your Vagina?
    Or are you just happy to see me?

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  • o.O

    John Deere is to lawns
    What Dear John is to break-ups
    They both seek greener grass

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  • Troy20

    Drive my Deere,
    out of the sticks,
    Goin’ to Wally World,
    Douche on sale,
    two pack for $1.86!

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  • Princess J

    I shudder to think where her International Harverster tatt is located.

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  • soonuh

    Deere John, Please mow my lawn
    Please pull my plow from dusk till dawn.
    I’ll change your oil, I’ll do ya right
    if you’ll pull me home a date tonight
    I know gas is high, but your worth my bills
    Cuz I love you more than my crazy pills

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