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05.09.

Sh*t Rolls Downhill

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I don’t know much, but I do know that when you’ve got dookie rolling down your leg and into your shoe, there isn’t anything you could be in line to purchase that is more important then getting that taken care of. Gross bro.

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Sh*t Rolls Downhill, 7.0 out of 10 based on 185 ratings 27 Comments Accidents?  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Pennsylvania  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Nothing like an overload of trouser chili as soon as you get to WallyWorld…..

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  • Watertender

    Wow! A fart that went terribly wrong… That’s gotta smell great in line waiting to check out. He needs to be cleaned with a pressure washer & lots of soap.

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  • HA!

    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Bud

    I hope that person has some sort of seat cover for their vehicle, and you have to wonder if this was a medical issue. Years ago I was diagnosed with a severely herniated disk. The doctor mention if it gets worse it is possible to lose control of bodily functions. Maybe some of these poopers in Wal-Mart have some sort of issue like my bad disk?

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  • Northerngirl

    @ Bud:

    Maybe, but if that’s the case, the best thing to do is to wear a diaper while out.

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  • what?

    The fact that someone took a picture of this and didn’t confront the person is just as said as having shit on your leg in Walmart.

    Notice I said “confront” and not “Gently inform them” because they F*CKING know… Smh.

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  • Jan

    A herniated disc does not knock out one’s own sense of smell. This is disgusting no matter what excuses may be proffered.

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  • TRex

    Yea, maybe was an FWC (fart-with-consquencs).

    Or we could think positive. Maybe the poor guy just had to change a flat tire on a muddy road.

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  • pct2k

    ONLY at Whoremart!

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  • Long Ball Larry

    And the sharter of the year award goes to.This guy.

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  • ITHINKISHARTED

    He must of sat on a 4 pack of pudding.Thats my excuse.

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  • dong

    Maybe buying some new undies, eh?

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  • Chicken Man aka Benton Harbor

    jesus h christ! You have got to be kidding me! I don’t have words for this.

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  • XD

    @What?

    …and exactly how do you tactfully tell someone that there is s*** oozing down his leg? What if he is totes nutters and takes serious offense to it?

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  • squid diddler

    Bud, It’s not that we’re a heartless bunch that don’t realize that it’s possible that someone might sh*t themselves for a medical reason, HOWEVER, once that person makes the decision to stand in line with a cart whilst reeking of the liquid feces still dribbling down their leg instead of leaving the store posthaste, I can then only come to one of three conclusions: they are mentally ill and/or they are completely lacking in common sense and social acumen and/or they are a gross-pig.

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  • ffs

    I’d have told him to take his shit filled shorts, and get the fuck out of the public, until he learned how to be civilized. Depends exist, so there’s zero excuse. Or, if it was a fart gone bad, why the hell isn’t this moron in the bathroom, cleaning himself up.

    Stupid people need to be sterilized, or euthanized.

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  • Siacca

    Is that a wedgie or did he stuff his shorts up there on purpose to plug the leak?

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  • MC

    @ Trex, that’s not mud, that’s plain old shit. Clean up on isle? don’t know which on, just follow the shitty smell.

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  • CanuckLulu

    This is the kind of thing I would report to the store manager. Otherwise, they would be cleaning up my vomit off the floor. Again, the stench of this is completely unmistakable. These people are just disgusting, filthy pigs. No other explanation. What in the world do you need from Walmart so badly that you would continue shopping in this condition? NOTHING!!!!!

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  • Mar

    He gambled with a fart, and lost.

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